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Laughing All the Way to the Debug Console: 10 Hilarious Jokes for Software Developers

Check these 10 hilarious jokes that will make any software developer laugh (better than Dad jokes).

  1. Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
  2. Why did the programmer go broke? He used up all his cache.
  3. What’s a programmer’s favorite hangout place? Foo Bar.
  4. Why don’t programmers like nature? Because they prefer indoor-zygote development.
  5. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that’s a hardware problem.
  6. What do you call a programmer who doesn’t comment their code? A code-breaker.
  7. Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower? The instructions on the shampoo bottle said: “Lather, rinse, repeat.”
  8. Why do programmers wear glasses? Because they can’t C#.
  9. What did the programmer say when they found a bug in their code? “That’s funny, it worked on my machine.”
  10. Why did the programmer refuse to work with the circular buffer? Because it had too many edges.