Laughing All the Way to the Debug Console: 10 Hilarious Jokes for Software Developers
Check these 10 hilarious jokes that will make any software developer laugh (better than Dad jokes).
- Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
- Why did the programmer go broke? He used up all his cache.
- What’s a programmer’s favorite hangout place? Foo Bar.
- Why don’t programmers like nature? Because they prefer indoor-zygote development.
- How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that’s a hardware problem.
- What do you call a programmer who doesn’t comment their code? A code-breaker.
- Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower? The instructions on the shampoo bottle said: “Lather, rinse, repeat.”
- Why do programmers wear glasses? Because they can’t C#.
- What did the programmer say when they found a bug in their code? “That’s funny, it worked on my machine.”
- Why did the programmer refuse to work with the circular buffer? Because it had too many edges.