Want to break the ice at the next holiday party? Here is a list of jokes guaranteed to make Carl from accounting roll on the floor laughing.

1. Why did the front-end developer refuse to go outside? They preferred staying in their CSS bubble.
2. Why did the front-end developer break up with their girlfriend? She was always in another viewport.
3. Why did the front-end developer refuse to wear sunscreen? They didn’t want to block the lightbox.
4. Why did the front-end developer break their phone? They wanted to see what a responsive design looked like on a shattered screen.
5. Why did the front-end developer’s website get arrested? It had too many classes.
6. Why did the front-end developer’s code never get finished? They kept scrolling through Twitter for inspiration.
7. Why did the front-end developer refuse to use jQuery? They preferred vanilla.
8. Why did the front-end developer refuse to use Windows? They were a Mac-purist.
9. Why did the front-end developer’s partner complain? They always prioritize pixel perfection over people.
10. Why did the front-end developer feel like a superhero? They had the power to create a responsive design that looked great on any device.